The One on the Middle

One time Courtney posted a blog about stupid Country music songs. And although I almost took offense to it, cause I LOVE cheesy country music, I though it was funny, and I can totally laugh at what I love. This woud DEF fit into that category. BUT, I think it is REALLY funny. Haha.

Do you hate it, or think it is funny?

Artist: Sarah Johns
Song: The One In The Middle

1st Verse

I can't believe you'd do that to me
Use me
You've fooled around and a'wrecked my heart
She's just a skank rode hard and put up
Well, good luck

Pre Chorus

I would've given you the finger on my left hand
The one that you use for a wedding band

Chorus

now I'm givin' you
The one in the middle
The one that's a little bit longer
And I got another one
On my other hand
So I can say it even stronger
If you're askin' if I'm done
Well, I'm sure not sayin' you're number one
(No, now I'm givin' you)
(The one in the middle)
(The one that says we're through)

2nd Verse

I hope you're happy with your sad life
That's right
I hope you get what you deserve
And when you're tired of TV dinners
Remember

now I'm givin' you
The one in the middle
The one that's a little bit longer
And I got another one
On my other hand
So I can say it even stronger
If you're askin' if I'm done
Well, I'm sure not sayin' you're number one

Well, you made your bed
So go lay in it
And you forced my heart and hands
To the limit

Ah, yeah, I've had it with you, darlin'
That's right

now I'm givin' you
The one in the middle
The one that's a little bit longer
And I got another one
On my other hand
So I can say it even stronger
If you're askin' if I'm done
Well, I'm sure not sayin' you're number one

Oh, yeah, read between the lines, baby
Um, hmm