Thursday, March 17, 2005

Who raised these people? Wolves!

How is it that people can go their whole lives never learning life’s little rules?

For instance: you don’t throw yourself your own baby shower, birthday party, or any kind of party for that matter. You don’t wear white after Labor Day, sandals before Easter, a white dress to a wedding, or all red to a funeral. And you surely COVER YOUR MOUTH when you sneeze.

Oh and here is another one. . .when you drive 8 hours to go on vacation you DON’T choose to stay at home and cook spaghetti and just sit around all night. Especially when the people you came to visit offer to take you somewhere fun!