“So I wasn’t suppose to put the meat in the trifle”

I got a website forwarded to me this morning that was so hilarious that I had to share. These are actual Weight Watchers recipe cards from 1974. There were a ton of them; I picked my favorites to share with you. Be warned this may scare you or make you laugh till you cry.

Rosy Perfection Salad


I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I don't think you'll ever be. None of us will. No. No way.

Marcy’s “Enchilada’s”


We don't know who "Marcy" is, only that she thinks "enchilada" is wacky Mexican talk for "shit on a shingle."

Jellied Tomato Refresher


Yes, let's have these in brandy snifters. Let's just tip our heads back and let the chunks slide in. The time you spent eating these is time you'll want back at the very end of your life. That's why they're served with a clock.